I thought this was going to be a dirty joke then it was better
(Source: tatermo)
Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?
Free chocolate milk for everyone
i have just been informed on this
(via bluepikmin)
DO
NOT
SPEAK
TO ME
WHEN
I HAVE
HEADPHONES
ON
JESUS
CHRIST
(via randomness-is-epic)
this is the most important thing you will ever read in your life
(Source: fukkkres)
maybe the reason why I’m single is because I’ve never gone to a new years eve party at a ski resort and sung karaoke with a complete stranger
i don’t get it
u r not a true wildcat
ur head is not in the game
we r not all in this together
this is not the start of something new
u dont bet on it
u dont want it all
(Source: everyone-will-laugh, via not-photogenic)
“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer
(via yazora)
pamper your girlfriend. cover her with diapers
Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.
A bomb factory.
They’re bombs.
(via thatsmoderatelyraven)
walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home
(via orgasmic-humor)
REALLY PISSES ME OFF WHEN YOU CATCH YOUR PARENTS GOSSIPING ABOUT YOU TO FAMILY MEMBERS LIKE TALK SHIT GET HIT BITCH
(via natashaisboss)
