I thought this was going to be a dirty joke then it was better
Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?
Free chocolate milk for everyone
i have just been informed on this
this is the most important thing you will ever read in your life
maybe the reason why I’m single is because I’ve never gone to a new years eve party at a ski resort and sung karaoke with a complete stranger
i don’t get it
u r not a true wildcat
ur head is not in the game
we r not all in this together
this is not the start of something new
u dont bet on it
u dont want it all
“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer
pamper your girlfriend. cover her with diapers
Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.
A bomb factory.
walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home
REALLY PISSES ME OFF WHEN YOU CATCH YOUR PARENTS GOSSIPING ABOUT YOU TO FAMILY MEMBERS LIKE TALK SHIT GET HIT BITCH